I should be wearing a bib... NOT Sadie!

Nope, not trying to show you my boobs. Instead I am showing you how I should be the one to wear a bib when eating... not Sadie. See all that orangeness on the right side? Yup, cheese sauce from cauliflower I had at lunch. For reals, what's my problem. All down my brand new J. Crew (outletthankyouverymuch) shirt.

Side note: I need a damn tan.